Follow the link at the bottom to a funny article from a great blog, The People’s Cube.
In a carefully worded press release today in Hollywood, California, space aliens admitted that they abducted several Hollywood celebrities on January 21st of this year.
Among the missing are the following, whose only appearances in public since January 21 have apparently been holograms:
Sheryl Crow, Bruce Springsteen, Martin Sheen, Ed Asner, Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, George Clooney, Jackson Browne, Janeane Garofalo, Neil Young, Jessica Lange, Barbra Streisand, Danny Glover, and Susan Sarandon.
While many have wondered during the last several days why there has been no outcry of anti-war sentiment from these previously very vocal crusaders for peace, the truth is now known. The space aliens declined to address whether some or all of the kidnapped stars had been anally probed, and they stated that they wouldn’t be letting them go for quite some time. –